My New License Plates

"Future Heap Owner" (aperiodic) 03/15/2019 at 19:57 • Filed to: And they demand more Single Female Lawyer

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Are from planet Omicron-Persei 8.

From now on I’ll be keeping an extra eye out for any WA or CA plates with “Ndnd” in them

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Future Heap Owner 03/15/2019 at 20:22

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I don’t understand. As the largest male, why does he not eat the other two? 

Future Heap Owner > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 03/15/2019 at 20:31

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They’re probably saving it for sweeps

benn454 > Future Heap Owner 03/15/2019 at 20:53

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 Psst...hey uh....you got any human horn?

James May > Future Heap Owner 03/15/2019 at 21:00

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My first thought was Heathrow, obviously.

Future Heap Owner > James May 03/15/2019 at 21:14

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Ah, I’ve only flown through there once, so that didn’t register

Future Heap Owner > benn454 03/15/2019 at 21:14

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Depends... are you a cop?

Jayhawk Jake > Future Heap Owner 03/16/2019 at 09:49

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Except it’s LRH not LHR

Future Heap Owner > Jayhawk Jake 03/16/2019 at 11:12

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Technically I don’t think they spell his name with an ‘h’ at all, but pronunciation is the same in my book